Mad Jack
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 |  Subject: The Jack Handey Quote of the Day...  Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:33 am | |
| Hey y'all  One of my all-time favorite humorists is Jack Handey. He wrote outrageously nonsensical things for Saturday Night Live and his "Deep Thoughts" segments. So...in honor...I shall share one of his gems each day...hehehe... If you're a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good cigars!" | |
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Mad Jack
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| | Subject: Re: The Jack Handey Quote of the Day... Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:29 pm | |
| Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I am beautiful. | |
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Mad Jack
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