Computer Humor

I met an old University friend the other day, who in his youth had professed his desire to become a great writer.

When I asked him to define 'great', he had said:

"I want to write stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level; stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

Just discovered he's now working for Microsoft...writing error messages.

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You know you've been on the computer too long when you are reading a book and look for the scroll bar to get to the next page.

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Have you heard about the Congressional Virus?

It runs every program on your hard drive simultaneously,
but doesn't allow you to accomplish anything.

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Have you heard about the Disney virus?

It makes everything on your computer go Goofy.

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Hope you enjoy!