Things to Ponder....

Subject: Things to Ponder.... Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:22 pm

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder Why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Is it a law of nature that women have to sneeze as soon as they apply their mascara?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

Hope you enjoyed these! Laughing

Subject: Re: Things to Ponder.... Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:24 pm

lmao OMG, Chi...that one about the remote...man, I am sooooo guilty... Laughing

Subject: Re: Things to Ponder.... Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:21 pm

Cows & milk - I had pepsi come out of my nose!

Subject: Re: Things to Ponder.... Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:24 am

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it?

roflmao

I have a mental picture of a Pine pointing it's branch at the Maple singing...

*I see London, I see France,
I see Maple's underpants ...*

Thank you dearly Chiblue.

flower

Subject: Re: Things to Ponder.... Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:21 am

Thank You Chiblue

Subject: Re: Things to Ponder.... Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:40 pm

Asphodel Fields wrote:: [color=violet]

*I see London, I see France,
I see Maple's underpants ...*

This is not good, losing serious amounts of pepsi through the nostrils in this post!!!

Mental note to self - put the pepsi down when you open this post! lol!

Subject: Re: Things to Ponder.... Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:54 pm

I love this section!!!

***warning...warning...put down all beverages before reading(especially Pepsi)***

Love and Hugs,
Chi